{"id":81751,"date":"2008-07-29T21:55:22","date_gmt":"2008-07-29T12:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/?p=81751"},"modified":"2026-09-24T13:41:18","modified_gmt":"2026-09-24T04:41:18","slug":"hundred-kicks-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/20080729\/everyday-events\/hundred-kicks-edition","title":{"rendered":"Hundred Kicks Edition!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/imp\/674393_56068438_1.jpg\" \/><br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>We&#8217;ve got a motorcycle inspection from the morning&#8230;<br \/>\nYamaha XT500\u2605Now that&#8217;s rare! Original aluminum tank! Nice~<br \/>\nMorning started smooth with a nice rumble\u2605Engine fired right up.<br \/>\nI had something to do at Togashi&#8217;s place, so I stopped by first thing and cut the engine, but luck ran out&#8230;<br \/>\nIt won&#8217;t start!<br \/>\nPushed it up the hill and bump-started it on Route 7! Engine fired up. All good.<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ve got to just dash through without shutting it off.&#8221;<br \/>\nWhen I got to the tester shop&#8230; it&#8217;s pretty dark in here. Anyway, I&#8217;ll check up, down, left, and right.<br \/>\nLucky thing\u2014no one&#8217;s waiting at the stamp counter, paperwork, or inspection course, so I roll in with the engine running\u266a<br \/>\nInspection&#8217;s done and I&#8217;m rambling on to the customer&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s overheating! Hurry up!&#8221;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m waving the clipboard and beeping the horn when another bike pulls in!<br \/>\nThe &#8220;headlight insufficient brightness&#8221; light comes on\u2014no good.<br \/>\nBack to the tester shop factory and I slap on a &#8220;trick bulb.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Let me just check it on the tester,&#8221; they say, and the engine&#8230; won&#8217;t start~<br \/>\nAround 10:50 AM, I kept at it until noon but no luck.<br \/>\nMorning&#8217;s a bust&#8230; Customer calls: &#8220;I&#8217;m out front of the shop. What time do you think?&#8221;<br \/>\nI explain and ask them to wait.<br \/>\nIn this heat, kicking like a demon, my jeans and shirt are soaked with sweat&#8230; I head to the park to cool the engine and take a break.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s some weird young guy doing what looks like tai chi at a tree for ages.<br \/>\nSand&#8217;s blowing around and it&#8217;s annoying.<br \/>\nAnyway, I cool it down until 12:40 and &#8220;here goes\u2014kick!&#8221;<br \/>\nIt fires right up&#8230; come on, seriously?<br \/>\nSo I get it tested and there&#8217;s still time, but when I shut it off&#8230; it won&#8217;t start again.<br \/>\nWell, I&#8217;ll cool it down~ I grab a shaved ice nearby and cool myself off.<br \/>\nNow when I try to put the key in, someone&#8217;s stuffed resin in the keyhole and the key won&#8217;t go in!<br \/>\nWho did this?! Damn it!!! I push it back to the tester shop and drill it out&#8230;<br \/>\nAm I just unlucky? I&#8217;m really feeling my own weakness&#8230; Anyway, I push it to the motor vehicle bureau.<br \/>\nIn this blazing heat&#8230; but there&#8217;s a nice breeze so it&#8217;s actually not too bad.<br \/>\nHope it&#8217;s not crowded in the afternoon&#8230;<br \/>\nNobody&#8217;s here! Awesome~ I hand in the paperwork for re-inspection and &#8220;kick\u266a&#8221;\u2014it won&#8217;t start.<br \/>\nWhat the heck, I really went for it and it fired up\u2605Passed inspection and headed to the office to get the valid stamp&#8230;<br \/>\nI hand over the paperwork but they&#8217;re going on about the car tester&#8217;s light output and won&#8217;t move forward&#8230;<br \/>\nFinally got the valid stamp. Now to grab the inspection certificate and sticker from the bike&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8220;Pssst! Sputter!&#8221; Again&#8230; sigh.<br \/>\nPush it back to the tester shop to return the bulb&#8230; After returning it, I&#8217;m standing in the twilight with the oxygen bottle I brought.<br \/>\nKick demon mode\u2014start! Finally made it back to the shop!<br \/>\nBut I jump right into repairs&#8230; I&#8217;ve kept the customer waiting two hours already.<br \/>\nSorry about that.<br \/>\nGood workout though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp;We&#8217;ve got a motorcycle inspection from the morning&#8230; Yamaha XT500\u2605Now that&#8217;s rare! Original aluminum tank! Nice~ Morning started smooth with a nice rumble\u2605Engine fired right up. I had something to do at Togashi&#8217;s place, so I stopped by first thing and cut the engine, but luck ran out&#8230; It won&#8217;t start! Pushed it up the hill and bump-started it on Route 7! Engine fired up. All good. &#8220;I&#8217;ve got to just dash through without shutting it off.&#8221; When I got to the tester shop&#8230; it&#8217;s pretty dark in here. Anyway, I&#8217;ll check up, down, left, and right. Lucky thing\u2014no one&#8217;s waiting at the stamp counter, paperwork, or inspection course, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":81750,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pochipp_cv_data":"","swell_btn_cv_data":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1924],"tags":[55],"class_list":["post-81751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-everyday-events","tag-old-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81751"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81751\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/81750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}