{"id":81799,"date":"2008-07-22T11:59:14","date_gmt":"2008-07-22T02:59:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/?p=81799"},"modified":"2026-09-24T13:41:18","modified_gmt":"2026-09-24T04:41:18","slug":"crab-stance-scooter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/20080722\/everyday-events\/crab-stance-scooter","title":{"rendered":"Crab Stance Scooter"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"decob-3342833812\" class=\"decob- decob-entity-placement\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/advertise\" aria-label=\"ad_sample_1456_180_1\"><img src=\"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/04\/ad_sample_1456_180_1.png\" alt=\"\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/04\/ad_sample_1456_180_1.png 1456w, https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/04\/ad_sample_1456_180_1-300x37.png 300w, https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/04\/ad_sample_1456_180_1-1024x127.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/04\/ad_sample_1456_180_1-768x95.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1456px) 100vw, 1456px\" width=\"812\" height=\"100\"   \/><\/a><\/div><p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/imp\/674393_55974522_1.jpg\" \/><br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>Why do old guys ride scooters with their legs spread out like that??<br \/>\nI went in for an inspection today.<br \/>\nThe road was pretty congested\u2026<br \/>\nThere are always scooters around.<br \/>\nAt the spot where I wanted to pass slowly, there&#8217;s this guy with his legs spread out\u2026<br \/>\nHis sticking-out feet were in the way, so I couldn&#8217;t get past smoothly\u2014had to ride safely.<br \/>\nSo the early weekday hours should be empty\u2026 but it&#8217;s packed.<br \/>\nWhile waiting in line, the inspector takes a break too, so we wait some more.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s hot, but summer really is the best \u2605<br \/>\nThe humidity is just right and it&#8217;s perfect.<br \/>\nI wish it could be summer all year long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp;Why do old guys ride scooters with their legs spread out like that?? I went in for an inspection today. The road was pretty congested\u2026 There are always scooters around. At the spot where I wanted to pass slowly, there&#8217;s this guy with his legs spread out\u2026 His sticking-out feet were in the way, so I couldn&#8217;t get past smoothly\u2014had to ride safely. So the early weekday hours should be empty\u2026 but it&#8217;s packed. While waiting in line, the inspector takes a break too, so we wait some more. It&#8217;s hot, but summer really is the best \u2605 The humidity is just right and it&#8217;s perfect. I wish it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":81798,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pochipp_cv_data":"","swell_btn_cv_data":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1924],"tags":[55],"class_list":["post-81799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-everyday-events","tag-old-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81799\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/81798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}