{"id":82470,"date":"2008-03-26T21:56:31","date_gmt":"2008-03-26T12:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/?p=82470"},"modified":"2026-09-24T13:41:23","modified_gmt":"2026-09-24T04:41:23","slug":"eight-minutes-flying-ten-minutes-walking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/20080326\/everyday-events\/eight-minutes-flying-ten-minutes-walking","title":{"rendered":"Eight Minutes Flying, Ten Minutes Walking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve been getting an endless stream of murders and suicides. Is it because the weather is nice? Or because people are troubled?<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t even ride the train in peace.<br \/>\nAnyway, I got this weird email, so let me read it to you.<br \/>\n\u3010There was a suicide by jumping near my house yesterday, and I was the first person to find them \u25cf\u25cf\u3011<br \/>\n\u3010Seeing a person falling through the air really freaked me out\u2014their head was split open and it was awful.\u3011<br \/>\n\u3010I just wanted to tell someone about it.\u3011<br \/>\n\u3010I caused you a lot of trouble, but \u25a0\u25a0\u25cf arrived safely and both ~~~ and \u266a\u266a are working. Thank you so much.\u3011<br \/>\n&#8230;What the heck? Uh, uh&#8230;<br \/>\nI ended up reading it aloud in front of everyone twice.<br \/>\nI found myself wondering: is this something to laugh about or not?<br \/>\nDing.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve eaten, so maybe I&#8217;ll strip down some engine parts&#8230;<br \/>\nPok pok<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve been getting an endless stream of murders and suicides. Is it because the weather is nice? Or because people are troubled? You can&#8217;t even ride the train in peace. Anyway, I got this weird email, so let me read it to you. \u3010There was a suicide by jumping near my house yesterday, and I was the first person to find them \u25cf\u25cf\u3011 \u3010Seeing a person falling through the air really freaked me out\u2014their head was split open and it was awful.\u3011 \u3010I just wanted to tell someone about it.\u3011 \u3010I caused you a lot of trouble, but \u25a0\u25a0\u25cf arrived safely and both ~~~ and \u266a\u266a are working. Thank you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pochipp_cv_data":"","swell_btn_cv_data":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1924],"tags":[55],"class_list":["post-82470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-events","tag-old-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}