{"id":84581,"date":"2006-07-25T00:52:58","date_gmt":"2006-07-24T15:52:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/?p=84581"},"modified":"2026-09-24T13:40:58","modified_gmt":"2026-09-24T04:40:58","slug":"ant-san-oh-hey-chapter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/20060725\/everyday-events\/ant-san-oh-hey-chapter","title":{"rendered":"Ant-san! Oh Hey!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/imp\/674393_39361924_1.jpg\" \/><br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>I get home at 9 PM! Now let me grab some food! I&#8217;m thinking about getting ready.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s something small here! What is this? I stare at it intently.<br \/>\nOh! It&#8217;s an ant!<br \/>\nWhy is it in my house? Maybe because I had the window open?<br \/>\nLooking more carefully&#8230; there are dozens of ants at my feet!!! I think &#8220;yikes&#8221; and start stomping them with my feet.<br \/>\nThey just keep coming! Ugh, what a pain! I slide my feet and stomp them as I go.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve reduced quite a bit.<br \/>\nI eliminate all the ones I can see and run the vacuum cleaner with a loud &#8220;whoooosh.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Hmm,&#8221; time to bring out the bug bomb. It releases a huge cloud of smoke. I can&#8217;t go back inside, so I head to the shop.<br \/>\nRetreating~<br \/>\nWhere did they come from? Ant-san, ants.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m glad they weren&#8217;t termites~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp;I get home at 9 PM! Now let me grab some food! I&#8217;m thinking about getting ready. There&#8217;s something small here! What is this? I stare at it intently. Oh! It&#8217;s an ant! Why is it in my house? Maybe because I had the window open? Looking more carefully&#8230; there are dozens of ants at my feet!!! I think &#8220;yikes&#8221; and start stomping them with my feet. They just keep coming! Ugh, what a pain! I slide my feet and stomp them as I go. They&#8217;ve reduced quite a bit. I eliminate all the ones I can see and run the vacuum cleaner with a loud &#8220;whoooosh.&#8221; &#8220;Hmm,&#8221; time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":84580,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pochipp_cv_data":"","swell_btn_cv_data":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1924],"tags":[55],"class_list":["post-84581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-everyday-events","tag-old-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84581\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/84580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}