{"id":84679,"date":"2006-05-16T23:59:57","date_gmt":"2006-05-16T14:59:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/?p=84679"},"modified":"2026-09-24T13:40:59","modified_gmt":"2026-09-24T04:40:59","slug":"things-arent-going-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/en\/20060516\/everyday-events\/things-arent-going-well","title":{"rendered":"Things Aren&#8217;t Going Well"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.decoboco.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/imp\/674393_35844308_0.jpg\" \/><br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>I&#8217;m seriously not feeling well&#8230; The cold from the weekend never fully went away, and I&#8217;m still coughing up a storm.<br \/>\nSince I slept from Saturday night through Monday morning, my lower back, shoulders, and neck are stiff as boards, so I reluctantly headed to the chiropractor&#8230;<br \/>\nBut before I could leave, the boss showed up after renewing his license at the testing center, and everything changed.<br \/>\nFirst, he said I couldn&#8217;t get better from this cold without eating lunch, so he called Maruhashi Sohonten&#8230;<br \/>\nAs thanks for the mango, I treated him to lunch!<br \/>\nNormally I wouldn&#8217;t treat, but the reason I did was because of the cutting board and knife! He bought them so you could peel the mango and eat it.<br \/>\nAnd so the mango fanatic was satisfied by everyone saying how delicious it was and left with a smile on his face.<br \/>\nI treated him out of respect for that thoughtfulness! Got it, you knucklehead? (Sorry! Just kidding!)<br \/>\nNow it was time to head out, but since the repair was incomplete, I left the boss at the shop and went to the chiropractor&#8230;<br \/>\nWhen I got back, there were way more people there, and someone was even changing a tire.<br \/>\nHey, hey, hey, hey\u2014I can&#8217;t leave now!<br \/>\nHow many hours does it take an amateur to change a rear tire anyway? It&#8217;s already 6:30&#8230;<br \/>\nI figured I might as well stay open until the end, so it became 8 o&#8217;clock&#8230; Since I wouldn&#8217;t be able to sleep even if I went home, J-guy was around, so we headed to the fishing pond&#8230; Of course, it was Sangenjaya.<br \/>\n&#8220;Hey, how much per fish?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;Oh, it doesn&#8217;t matter!&#8221; J-guy replied.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t care if it&#8217;s ten thousand or a hundred thousand yen! I won&#8217;t lose even if the earth flips upside down!<br \/>\nSince he didn&#8217;t understand, I said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s skip the betting for today and I&#8217;ll just teach you,&#8221; and we headed to the fishing pond&#8230;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s been over a year. Alright, let&#8217;s get started. I&#8217;m not catching much&#8230;<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s just standing there smoking, looking spaced out.<br \/>\nI got a hit right away! A crucian carp! It&#8217;s big, so that&#8217;s 5 points.<br \/>\nI keep fishing after that, but the catch is sadly nothing like my peak days&#8230; And then a regular with a Kansai accent calls out to me.<br \/>\nI hate this. The old guy says, &#8220;You&#8217;re good, young man!&#8221; Me: &#8220;Thank you very much.&#8221;<br \/>\nOld guy: &#8220;You&#8217;re the only one catching anything right now!&#8221; Me: &#8220;Just luck!&#8221;<br \/>\nOld guy: &#8220;No way! You&#8217;re great! Your timing is perfect!&#8221; Me: &#8220;Hahahaha!&#8221;<br \/>\nWhen the other regulars hear this praise, they look at me with harsh eyes, making it harder to fish. After hearing such words, the regulars say, &#8220;There are no fish here anymore.&#8221;<br \/>\nThey make sure I hear their tall tales about how they caught 150 points last night.<br \/>\nThe fishing pond is a battlefield. Basically, it&#8217;s just like a racetrack.<br \/>\nBut their equipment is factory-spec (rods, floats, bait, weights\u2014all SPL), while rental equipment (rental rods)<br \/>\nis at a disadvantage in every way&#8230; Floats that don&#8217;t sink and go sideways, tangled line, and so on.<br \/>\nGenerally, the factory top guys catch about 200 points in two hours, while rental equipment maxes out at around 70 points&#8230;<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll beat those factory guys who are about three times better someday! I should be able to reach 100 points in two hours!<br \/>\nAnyway, back to the story\u2014the old guy must have gotten bored, because now he&#8217;s standing next to J-guy and started lecturing him&#8230;<br \/>\nBut J-guy just keeps saying it&#8217;s better to take it slow, and he keeps fishing steadily.<br \/>\nI taught him the bare minimum tips, and for a first-timer, he&#8217;s catching a lot\u2014I&#8217;ve never seen anything like it.<br \/>\nFinal score: Me 33 points, J-guy 21 points. Close call! I almost lost to a complete beginner.<br \/>\nSo what&#8217;s my point? Well, it&#8217;s not that I get praised by strangers at the fishing pond all the time.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s his adaptability that amazes me! The basic idea is to catch goldfish, but with a rental rod, the float barely moves.<br \/>\nAs for where to look&#8230; that&#8217;s a secret! But this guy had already figured it out!<br \/>\nAs a reward, I treated him to ramen at Pukupuka! He slurped it down with a smile, fogging up his glasses.<br \/>\nThat was J-guy eating ramen&#8230;<br \/>\nYouth is wonderful! Keep it up, carpenter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp;I&#8217;m seriously not feeling well&#8230; The cold from the weekend never fully went away, and I&#8217;m still coughing up a storm. Since I slept from Saturday night through Monday morning, my lower back, shoulders, and neck are stiff as boards, so I reluctantly headed to the chiropractor&#8230; But before I could leave, the boss showed up after renewing his license at the testing center, and everything changed. First, he said I couldn&#8217;t get better from this cold without eating lunch, so he called Maruhashi Sohonten&#8230; As thanks for the mango, I treated him to lunch! 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