Eight Minutes Flying, Ten Minutes Walking

We’ve been getting an endless stream of murders and suicides. Is it because the weather is nice? Or because people are troubled?
You can’t even ride the train in peace.
Anyway, I got this weird email, so let me read it to you.
【There was a suicide by jumping near my house yesterday, and I was the first person to find them ●●】
【Seeing a person falling through the air really freaked me out—their head was split open and it was awful.】
【I just wanted to tell someone about it.】
【I caused you a lot of trouble, but ■■● arrived safely and both ~~~ and ♪♪ are working. Thank you so much.】
…What the heck? Uh, uh…
I ended up reading it aloud in front of everyone twice.
I found myself wondering: is this something to laugh about or not?
Ding.
I’ve eaten, so maybe I’ll strip down some engine parts…
Pok pok