We’ve been getting an endless stream of murders and suicides. Is it because the weather is nice? Or because people are troubled?
You can’t even ride the train in peace.
Anyway, I got this weird email, so let me read it to you.
【There was a suicide by jumping near my house yesterday, and I was the first person to find them ●●】
【Seeing a person falling through the air really freaked me out—their head was split open and it was awful.】
【I just wanted to tell someone about it.】
【I caused you a lot of trouble, but ■■● arrived safely and both ~~~ and ♪♪ are working. Thank you so much.】
…What the heck? Uh, uh…
I ended up reading it aloud in front of everyone twice.
I found myself wondering: is this something to laugh about or not?
Ding.
I’ve eaten, so maybe I’ll strip down some engine parts…
Pok pok
