Unfried Yakisoba Wrap

I wanted to eat unfried yakisoba, so I went to a convenience store.
Here it is
 

 
This one comes with two regular Peyoung.
 

 
As you get older, your eyes always go straight to the calorie count…
What do I do? 1099 calories is crazy!
That’s got recovery power like a Senzu Bean.
I stood in the aisle for about five minutes thinking it over, then bought it.
It’s too much—I still can’t finish it all…
Death.